If that was your dad, he is hot
i just had sex bonerless
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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