I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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