Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
A bitchslap is in order.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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