Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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