Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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