The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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