Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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