he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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