Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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