I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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