Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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