I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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