They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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