at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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