I've blown a few things in my day
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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