I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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