we were pretty classy up until the second keg
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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