Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
this will be a night to untag.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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