I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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