i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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