Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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