"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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