Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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