im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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