I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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