just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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