Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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