Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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