The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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