I wanna bring you to show and tell
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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