He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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