Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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