just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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