and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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