I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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