No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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