Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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