Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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