Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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