My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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