DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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