I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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