you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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