matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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