Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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I can't put those talents on a resume
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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