How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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