he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize