Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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