It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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