The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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